Friday, January 10, 2014

End of Season Report: Time to Try Draft Kings

Alas, another fantasy football season ends, depriving team owners of their weekend treat. Replacing your #1 fantasy sports hobby with games like NFL Playoff Challenges and Fantasy NBA is likely more sad than it is satisfying. And Fantasy Baseball and March Madness Brackets are close but no cigar! Thankfully, Draft Kings may have the jelly to fill your empty doughnut hole.

I'm trying Draft Kings for the first time this weekend. I've entered the Fantasy Football $400,000 Divisional Clash, drafted a team, and entered it into nine separate contests, all while taking advantage of the LeagueSafe 5% transfer bonus. I haven't been this excited since Round 1 of the Greed is Good FFL Playoffs. Wish me luck! And try it out for yourself!

Again, congratulations to the winners of the Greed is Good FFL! Based on Red Riders tenacious approach to managing his teams in the past few years, I knew it wouldn't be long before he'd grab the trophy. Y'all can thank me for stopping him from going undefeated . . . .

As promised, below is the draft order for next season. I really had a great time having you all in the league, and I hope to see you return. Happy off-season to yas!

GiGFFL Paid
1st pick - Discard After Use
2nd pick - Von Miller's Dealer
3rd pick - timesofgracefullness
4th pick - I Got Gronkitis
5th pick - He Hate Me
6th pick - Terrorizors
7th pick - DC In Yo Face
8th pick - I Pitta Da' Fool $$$
9th pick - Mad Ravens
10th pick - CarefreeCFC
11th pick - SwashBucklers
12th pick - Nip-com-plete
13th pick - The Dean
14th pick - Red Riders

GiGFFL Free
1st pick - gettinitdone
2nd pick - M.I. Man UP
3rd pick - Four Loko
4th pick - Turd Fergusons
5th pick - Bitchtits
6th pick - Hail Mary
7th pick - poon dogs
8th pick - Super Heater
9th pick - The Commish
10th pick - Bobbum Man