Monday, June 3, 2013

Football Never Sleeps

Every fantasy fanatic knows football never sleeps. Ever since the lights went out in Superbowl XLVII, you've been pondering over your strategy for the next season. Like the buying high and selling low jungle of the stock market, you've envisioned your #1 pick, your must-starters, your trusty backups, and your sleepers. You cannot afford to make the same simple mistakes of last year. You cannot allow yourself to pity those who are not worthy. You must dominate! No loss will be tolerated; no win will be apologetic! This is business!

"I don't throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things. Read Sun-tzu, The Art of War. Every battle is won before it is ever fought." - Gordon Gekko

Welcome to the Greed is Good FFL! This year there are no excuses, no fear, no holding back - you will put your best foot forward, you will go all-in, you will let your balls hang out!

"If you need a friend, get a dog." - G.G.

I'm excited to have you all back, and I'm excited for the improvements we will have this year. One more round of applause for the top three of 2012: (3) Discard After Use, (2) CareFree CFC, (1) DC In Yo Face - clap - clap - clap - SILENCE! The slate is now cleaned. We begin anew. This year our champion will sit atop Fantasy-opolis in a skyscraper looking down on the wannabes like ants. The sacko will peek up through the bars of sewer drains with treacherous envy. 

2013 League Improvements
  • League size pledge - minimum number of team-owners = 8, maximum = 14
  • Flex spot - WR #3 has been replaced with a W/R/T flex spot
  • Trade time - the time to protest trades has been reduced from 2 days to 24 hours
  • Player adds - the maximum number of players you can add per week is now 4
Check your email for the payment request from LeagueSafe. Once you're paid up, I'll send you the invite to re-register your team in Yahoo.

The draft is set for Labor Day 9/2 at 2:30 PM. I'll keep you all posted on a possible draft party or post draft party.

Again, welcome back and good luck - you're gonna need it!

Commish